im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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