i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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