I'm going to jail i love you
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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