at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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