She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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