Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We had sex on a dog bed..
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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