I want to stick my p in your. b.
Jerry, you need to find god
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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