Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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