I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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