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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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