Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize