I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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