I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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