You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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