Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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