lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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