My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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