Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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