I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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