You really coming over, don't trick.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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