you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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