Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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