We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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