He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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