I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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