Cold hands, warm shart.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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