I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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