we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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