I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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