Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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