Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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