I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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