I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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