Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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