windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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