It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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