I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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