On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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