and next time when you feel me up, do it right
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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