If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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