In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This is my gift to your gina
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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