we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
