doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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