i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's always time for handjobs
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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