Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
