I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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