As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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