Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
