And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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