jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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