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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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