is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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