Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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