Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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