He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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