we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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