It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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