honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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