I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
