Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
