I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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