I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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